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biggaybunny

My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it's quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth's surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It's alligators that point up from the ground.

theomenroom

xkcd comic: "can you name all the dwarves from Snow White?" "sure, there's, um," (thinking): sneezy, phylum, europe, sloth, guacamole, data link, and colossus of rhodes captioned: I have this problem where all sets of seven things are indistinguishable to meALT
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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.